Funny Jokes – Love is Possible After Friendship Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Angel said: I cant b evrywher 2 help u.
So I created Mother.
Devl Replied: Me 2 cant b evrywher.
So I creatd Mother In Law.

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Hello,this is GOD.I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.My apologies on behalf of the whole world

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3 Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.

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4 Puppu and Wife

Puppu and Wife

Puppu and Wife

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

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5 Hit ENTER When Ready

Hit ENTER When Ready

Hit ENTER When Ready

Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”
Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Tech Support : “Well?”
Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”

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6 Frustrated Professional Joke

Frustrated Professional Joke

Frustrated Professional Joke

Boss : kaha gaye the

Employee : bal katwane

Boss : Office hours me?

Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………

Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai

Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu… jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!

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7 Wishing Well

Wishing Well

Wishing Well

A couple comes upon a wishing well. The wife leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. The husband decides to make a wish, too. But he leans over too much, falls into the well and drowns. Stunned, the wife smiles broadly and exclaims, It really works!

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8 Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

The best feature of iPhone 6 is
that if you hold it upside down
it becomes iPhone

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9 Finger Print

Finger Print

Finger Print

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Hawaldar : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Hawaldar : On my cheeks.

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10 Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

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