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1 Funny Jokes

Who is a Psychiatrist?A qualified person who gives u an expensive & critical analysis abt urself, wich ur spouse gives you for free, daily

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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2 Football In Dream

Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

Football In Dream

Football In Dream

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3 Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote

Wife : Jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.

husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo!!

Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote

Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote

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4 Funny Jokes

Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
A. It stepped on the chicken!

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Funny Jokes

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5 Rajnikanth’s Email

Google was shocked on this,

when it saw rajini’s email id is

gmail@rajnikanth.com!!

Rajnikanth’s Email

Rajnikanth’s Email

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6 Software Engineer

A software engineer was smoking.lady said:Smoking is injurious to health..He replied “We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!

Software Engineer

Software Engineer

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7 Funny Jokes

Month End Story: A Thief
Broke into My Room last
Night. He started Searching
for Money, I Woke up And
Started Searching With
Him 😛 😀

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Funny Jokes

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8 Funny Jokes

The awkward moment when
everyone is talking during the class
but the teacher only hears your
voice. 😀

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Funny Jokes

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9 God has given Eyes

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

God has given Eyes

God has given Eyes

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10 Mariage Woes

A girl proposed Santa and he denied her simply saying that in our family, we only marry our relatives.

My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi, my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

Mariage Woes

Mariage Woes

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