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1 Crack and Jack

Crack : Why is Police named The Heart of the Country

Jack :It beats, beats, beats…

Crack and Jack

Crack and Jack

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2 Funny Jokes

Tea: Tel me 3Tenses with Example Boy: I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday Past We are in Love Now (Present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future)

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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3 Funny Jokes

Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats!

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Funny Jokes

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4 3 Ways To Write In An Exam

Look up for INSPIRATION,
Look down for CONCENTRATION
and
Look around for INFORMATION!

Ways To Write In An Exam

Ways To Write In An Exam

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5 If Today

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before April 1st.

If Today

If Today

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6 Funny Jokes

Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“ 😀

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Funny Jokes

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7 Child 2 Dentist

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL DoOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He He He He…..kk

Child 2 Dentist

Child 2 Dentist

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8 Funny Jokes

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: “The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!”

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Funny Jokes

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9 Marriage & Restaurant

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Marriage & Restaurant

Marriage & Restaurant

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10 Funny Jokes

There are 10 year olds with iPhone 5
& I didn’t even have my own
calculator until I was 17..!!

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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