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1 Marriage Tips

Marriage Tips

Marriage Tips

Marriage Tip:
If Wife Wants To Get Husband-s Attention,
Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get Wife-s Attention,
Just Look Comfortable & Happy…….

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

How do you confuse an
idiot..?

By telling him to find
the corner in a
circle…

How does the idiot
confuse you..?

By finding it..

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3 Smart Doctor

Smart Doctor

Smart Doctor

A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic:
Any treatment will cost Rs.300/- and if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue…

Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.

After that the MAN shouts: “What d — its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The Man was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.

Man: Doctor! I’ve lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.

Man : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don’t try to be over-smart with Doctors..

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer:

Phone rings: “Green, green!”
They answer: “Yellow?”
They ask: “White?”
They hang up: “Pink!”

While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.

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5 Keep The Money

Keep The Money

Keep The Money

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

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6 “Awesome” Ends with “Me”

Dear Haters
I Couldn’t Help but notice that
“awesome”
ends with “ME” and
“Ugly”
starts with “U”

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7 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Modern…
Obedient..
Neat…
Kind…
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.

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8 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Flipkart Flipkart
Yes Papa
Selling cheaper
Yes Papa
Telling lies
No Papa
Where are the offers?
Ha Ha Ha

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9 Height of Embarrassment

Height of Embarrassment

Height of Embarrassment

Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park,
another lady comes to his wife & says
paise pehly le lena
ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai

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10 Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married.

girls/boys

girls/boys

15 years back

Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy

Now-A-Days

Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl

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