Funny Jokes – Medical Test Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Medical Test

Medical Test

Medical Test

Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.

Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha “Inke kuchh test honge”

Santa : “He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai.”

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Two Girls bus mein seat ke liye lad rahi thi.
Conductor: Kyu lad rahi ho?
Jo umar me badi ho wo baith jaye
Bas phir kya
Dono pure raste-
didi aap baitho kerti rahi

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3 Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking

Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking

Faithful and unfaithful husband thinking

An unfaithful husband
Thinks of other women
When he sleeps with his wife.

A faithful husband thinks
Of his wife when he sleeps
With other women

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela hai,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela hai,
muhabbat to sab karte hai, par
me karu to sala character dheela hai..

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5 Boss Is Always Right

Boss Is Always Right

Boss Is Always Right

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That’s easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err…

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!

Moral: ‘No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.

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6 Think Positive

Think Positive

Think Positive

Preet: Meet my wife Tina
Gagan : Oh! I know her
Preet : How?
Gagan : We were caught sleeping together
Preet : What the hell?
Gagag : During lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

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7 The Mummy Returns-English

The Mummy Returns-English

The Mummy Returns-English

Love+ship= Titanic
Dinosar+Forest= Jurasic park
Arnold+Gun= Terminator
U+ur smile= The mummy returns

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8 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Finally,its gonna be a dream come true for girls.Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse,All thanks to the petrol price hike….

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9 4 Dangerous Weapons In The World, Bigger Than Nuclear Bomb

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.

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10 we can experience joy because

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token,
we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

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