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1 Funny Jokes

Dear Reciever, Im a Virus.

Im not so advanced

So pls Delete al ur files urself n also help me 2 spread by Sending 2 al.

Thank U !

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2 Funny Jokes

Global Recession n Financial Crisis hav b com so critical n serious now a days tat majority of men hav started loving their own wives

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3 We were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

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4 Funny Jokes

Q. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A. All animals, because bridges can’t jump!

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5 Police and Man

Police arrestd a drunkad & askd: Whare r u goin?
Man: I’m Goin to listen lecture on il effcts drinking?
Cop: Who”ll lecture at midnte?
Man: My Wife.

Police and Man

Police and Man

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6 Funny Jokes

A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.
The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.
Policemen Arrives
Man Cried: “Officer, My Brand New Car.”
Officer: “You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.”
Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: “Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.“ :O :0 🙂

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7 Funny Jokes

Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”

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8 New Fashion

There was a lady who had a dog named “New Fashion”. One day she was bathing and her dog ran out of the house.

She ran behind her dog naked calling “NEW FASHION NEW FASHION”

New Fashion

New Fashion

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9 Problems an apple can make

Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girl Friend
Girl Friend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death

Problems an apple can make

Problems an apple can make

Problems an apple can make

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10 Michael Jackson

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

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