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1 Man and Doctor Jokes

Man: Doctor my wife recently lost her voice.Wat shud I do 2 help her 2 get it bak?

Doctor: Try 2 com home at 3 in the mrng.

Man and Doctor Jokes

Man and Doctor Jokes

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2 Funny Jokes

Q. What’s the first thing you should learn in chemistry?
A. Never lick the spoon.

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Funny Jokes

3 Go down and see magic

This is MAGIC. Press down 6times, You can See your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congrats! You are the First April Fool of Year !2010! April fool sms

Go down and see magic

Go down and see magic

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4 Funny Jokes

Man: Give me some shampoo.
Shopkeeper: Here you are.
Man: What is free in this?
Shopkeeper: Nothing.
Man: Do not tell lies, sir. This is dandruff free.

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Funny Jokes

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5 Funny Jokes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

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6 Vitamins

Santa Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Santa Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Vitamins

Vitamins

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7 Funny Jokes

Best song for a boy after
his break-up
.
Give me some sunshine

Give me some rain

Give me another girl’s number

I AM Single once again

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8 Funny Jokes

A little boy was in a wedding. Every time he walked 2 steps down the aisle, he would roar. When he finally got to the end of the aisle the people asked what he was doing. The little boy said that he was just being the Ring Bear.

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9 Funny Jokes

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”

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Funny Jokes

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10 Funny Jokes

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.

At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

“What’s the problem?”asked the doctor.

“I’m 2400 kms from home.”

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Funny Jokes

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