Funny Jokes – Pappu and Traffic Policeman Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 I Love India

I Love India

I Love India

In cricket match 1 gal made Indian flag on her cheeks.
A boy kisd her cheeks n said
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I LOVE INDIA

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2 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A baby monkey asks his father.Father why r we so ugly,The father says to him,dont stress my son u should see the one who is reading this.

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3 Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?
Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas “Durga” Sawar Ho Jati He !!

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4 Pappu Aur Traffic Policeman

Pappu Aur Traffic Policeman

Pappu Aur Traffic Policeman

Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.

Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…

Traffic Policeman:
Achchha theek hai.
To yeh le 500 ki receipt…

Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to mazaak kar raha tha!

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5 Doctor and Ladki

Doctor and Ladki

Doctor and Ladki

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Doctor Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha.
Doctor: “Arrey Tumhare Hont Kaisi Fatte?”
Ladki: “Ji Kiss Karte Hue”
Doctor Hairan Se: “Kiss Karte Hue Hont Itne Buri Tarha Se To Nahi Fatt Sakte?”
Ladki: “Ji Main Usko Kiss Kar Rahi Thhi, Kisi Ne Darwaje Par Knock Kiya Aur Usne Gabra Ke Pant Ki Zip Band Kar Li“

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6 A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?” The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it’s head, he sits down, and the bartender says, “I don’t mind the long face, but don’t u go and try to start anything!”

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7 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Dil Se Msg Karnewale
Dildar Hote He
Shan Se Msg Karnewale
Shandar Hote He
Jaan Se Msg Karnewale
Jaandar Hote Hote He
Kaam Se Msg Karnewale
Kaamchor Hote He.

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8 Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga

Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga

Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga

Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.
Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.

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9 Teena and Meena

Teena and Meena

Teena and Meena

Teena: “What Do You Think About Husbands?”
Meena: “They Are Like Owls”
Teena: “Why?”
Meena: “They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night“

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10 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta
Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko
Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke
Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki
Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

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