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1 Crack and Jack

Crack: A man opend petrol pump,but not even 1 cust went there.

Jack: y?

Crack:Bcos he opend petrol pump on second floor.

Crack and Jack

Crack and Jack

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2 Funny Jokes

Most touching lines said by true lover 2 his love while Break up:
Of all lies u told me,I Love u was my Favourite

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Funny Jokes

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3 Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

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4 Child And The Mom

A Child was playing video game in his room.
His mother enters:
Mother: The weather is really good outside, Go and play outside.
Child : Okay Mom!!
The child takes the video joystick and goes out near the window and starts continuing his game!!

Child And The Mom

Child And The Mom

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5 Funny Jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did

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Funny Jokes

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6 Funny Jokes

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

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Funny Jokes

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7 Funny Jokes

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…
Sorry I am leaving now, I can’t find a brain

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8 Personal Business

“Your salary is your personal business,” a boss told his newest executive, ” and it shouldn’t be disclosed to anyone.”

“I can’t dream of telling anyone about it .” said the employee “I’m as ashamed of it as you are!”

Personal Business

Personal Business

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9 Funny Jokes

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does this bloody “EXAM” come again and again…

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Funny Jokes

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10 Funny Jokes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! …
Now read without the word dog.

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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