Funny Jokes – Please God give me a long life Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Good / bad news after wife accident

Good / bad news after wife accident

Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead… =P =D

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2 USA and Japan

USA and Japan

USA and Japan

U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

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3 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Exam Hall Is The Most Vulgar & Seducing Place Where You Can Say To A Girl : . . . . . 1. Kuch To Dikha De Yaar, Chal Figure Hi Dikha De. . . 2. Haath Hata Kuch Dikh Nai Raha, Aise Mein Kaise Karunga? . . . 3. Thoda Sa Reh Gaya Niche Ka Bas 10 Min. . . . . . . . . . MOST FUNNY IS :-. . . . . 4. Ek Bar Aur Khol De, Mein Fatafat Kar Lunga..!!… .

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4 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya….
Budha: Sorry…
Ladki: Andha hai kya…..Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya…
Ladka: Sorry…
Ladki: It’s okay!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai “MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”

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5 I knew he will land me safely.

I knew he will land me safely

I knew he will land me safely

A lovable story …
A plane was flying through the clouds …
Suddenly it lost the balance..
Everyone started shouting in fear..
But a small boy kept playing with his toy..
After an hour the flight was landed safely..
A man asked the boy..
“How could you play with your toy when everyone was afraid?”
the boy smiled and said ..
“My dad is the pilot. I knew he will land me safely.

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6 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

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7 Please God give me a long life

Please God give me a long life

Please God give me a long life

Man to God: Please give me a long life.
God: Get married son.
Man: How will it help me God?
God: You will not think of long life ever again.

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8 Every day is a new page

Every day is a new page

Every day is a new page

Life is like a Novel.
Every day is a new page..
If this page is sad,
Next will be happy..
So don’t worry ,
turn the page and enjoy it.

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9 Twitter and Facebook

Twitter and Facebook

Twitter and Facebook

Youngster: It’s my life, I own it
Google: LOL
Twitter: LOL
Facebook: LOL
Whatsapp: LOL
Boss: LOL
Girlfriend: LOL

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10 Accident dekhne par Expressions

Accident dekhne par Expressions

Accident dekhne par Expressions

Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala

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