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1 Question by a student

Question by a student

Question by a student

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

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2 After a consult, the doctor says

After a consult, the doctor says

After a consult, the doctor says

After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

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3 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Hum indians ke pas har cheez ka
solution hai!!
bas problem dusaro ki
honi chahiye

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4 Which Will You Take

Which Will You Take

Which Will You Take

Son: Dad, if you saw a 10$ note and a 5$ note on the floor, which will you take?
Dad: The 10$ of course!
Son: Thats so STUPID! Why not take both?

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5 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

‘Doctor, my family think I’m mad.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I like sausages.’
‘Nonsense, I like sausages too.’
‘You do? You must come round and see my collection. I have hundreds.

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6 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in India.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!

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7 Indian and American Population Comparison

Indian and American Population Comparison

Indian and American Population Comparison

Population Comparison:
INDIAN: I have 4 sis & 3 bro. What abut U?
AMERICAN: I have no sis or bro.
But I have 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom.

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8 Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

ohn was lying on his couch with his eyes closed.

His brother-in-law went up to him and asked, “Are you asleep?”

“Why do you ask?” John replied.

“I was wondering if you could lend me three hundred dollars,” said the other.

“Well,” answered John, “let’s return to your fist question—‘Am I asleep.’ The answer is yes I am—so leave me alone!“

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9 Good And Bad

Good And Bad

Good And Bad

When a woman is 18, she is a football. 20 men (+reserve) going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball. 8 men afterher. (forward players).
When she is 38, she is a golf ball. One man hitting her.
When she is 48, she is a pingpong ball, two men pushing to each other.

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10 Indian Banks Description

Indian Banks Description

Indian Banks Description

Indian Banks Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

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