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1 AMERICAN and INDIAN Jokes

AMERICAN: In US Marriage happens with E Mail
.
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INDIAN: In India it is only with FEMALE

AMERICAN and INDIAN Jokes

AMERICAN and INDIAN Jokes

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2 Funny Jokes

Tea: Tel me 3Tenses with Example Boy: I Saw ur Daughter Yesterday Past We are in Love Now (Present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (Future)

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

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3 Doctor and Santa Jokes

Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Santa: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Santa: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“

Doctor and Santa Jokes

Doctor and Santa Jokes

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4 Certificate

Doctor: Please take your seat sir. what is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get an “Doctor Certificate

Certificate

Certificate

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5 Funny Jokes

Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Funny Jokes

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6 Funny Jokes

The great PHILOSOPHY from

a FookChand The smoker:

“I always think of leaving cigrate”

But

for thinking I need a cigrate.

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Funny Jokes

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7 God has given Eyes

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

God has given Eyes

God has given Eyes

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8 Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital.

Banta: “It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed.”

Santa: “It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!

Santa and Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta Jokes

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9 Concepts of Cricketers

AFRIDI: Do or Die

SEHWAG: Do Before U Die

DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do

And

MISBAH UL HAQ: Play Until Bowlers Die

Concepts of Cricketers

Concepts of Cricketers

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10 Telegram

Once A Man Was On Vacation. He Enjoyed The Place So Much That He Could Not Resist But Send A Telegram To He Wife Saying — “Wish You Were Here”.

When He Reached Home, He Was Welcomed Very Dangerously. Reason? — A Distorted Message Saying — “Wish You Were Her”.

Telegram

Telegram

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