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1 Funny Jokes

Old Version:

Men r 4rm Mars,
Women r 4rm Venus..
but

Newer Version:

Men r 4rm earth.
Women r 4rm Earth.

Deal vth it.

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2 Funny Jokes

Quote on a husbands T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queen of all of them.

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3 Commercials

Why are men like commercials?

You can’t believe a word they say.

Commercials

Commercials

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4 Funny Jokes

Q. What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
A. He went on his web site!

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5 In Shape

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.

In Shape

In Shape

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6 Funny Jokes

Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!

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7 Funny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on.

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8 Funny Jokes

“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir.” the new recruit replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you

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9 Funny Jokes

Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. “Can I have your chocolate chip?”

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10 Funny Jokes

“When a HEART is dipped fully or partially in LOVE,
then the loss in studies is directly proportional to time spent in DREAMS. ”

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Funny Jokes

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