Funny Jokes – Understanding A Girl Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Jokes

IMAGINE IF NO GAL IN WORLD

RESULT:

NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO LOVE
NO TAJ MAHAL
.
.
AL MEN
GO DIRECT 2
HEAVEN

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Funny Jokes

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2 Funny Jokes

Global Recession n Financial Crisis hav bcom so critical n serious now a days tat majority of the men have started loving their own wives

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Funny Jokes

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3 You are a DOG…

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

You are a DOG

You are a DOG

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4 Funny Jokes

Hai! Mera Husband Bazaar gaya tha aloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye, Abhi tak vapaas nahi aaya

Toh kuch aur paka le, itna wait kyun kar rahi hai?

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Funny Jokes

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5 Funny Jokes

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty Aacha arur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinki Aunty se lay aana.

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Funny Jokes

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6 Kya Laga Kar Soya Karun

Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.

Kya Laga Kar Soya Karun

Kya Laga Kar Soya Karun

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7 Funny Jokes

Understanding A Girl

This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.

At The Speed Of 2kbps.

Which Ends Up..

In A Error At 99% Completed…

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Funny Jokes

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8 Funny Jokes

What Is The Difference Between Bad & Worse

Bad: “When Your Parents Found Your Last Nights Used C@ndom”

Worse: “When You Have To Chew It To Prove That Its A Chewing Gum..!!“

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Funny Jokes

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9 Automobile Similarities

1. What is similarity between virginity and Maruti 800?
– One bang, it will never be same again

2. What is similarity between Mercedes and Piles
– Every fat asshole will get these one day or other

Automobile Similarities

Automobile Similarities

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10 One Night Of Passion

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

“Damn”, says the ant, “One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”

One Night Of Passion

One Night Of Passion

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