Funny Jokes – What Is Ur Result Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 TC and LADY

TC: I think ur son is abov 12,he needs a full tkt.

Lady: How he can b 12? I hav bn married 4 10 yrs.

TC: I collect fares not confesion

TC and LADY

TC and LADY

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2 Funny Jokes

Salman aur Shahrukh ki never ending takerr, Ab ki Baar Modi Sarkar

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3 What Is Ur Result

Father: Wht abt ur result?
Son: Woh valeel saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: Wht abt urs?
Son: Woh inspector saab ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: And wt abt urs?
Son: Woh doctor saab ka..
Father: U idiot I am asking abt ur result?
Son: To aap kaun se Prime Minister hain jo aap ka beta paas hoga jayega.

What Is Ur Result

What Is Ur Result

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4 Funny Jokes

“I’m going to UK for New Years”

“Awesome. Where in UK?”

“UttraKhand”.

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5 Funny Jokes

Don’t Try To Understand Women !!
.
Women Understand Women, and
They hate Each Other

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6 Funny Jokes

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

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Funny Jokes

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7 Funny Jokes

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives 🙂

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Funny Jokes

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8 Funny Jokes

A relationship where you can insult
each other, is the best type of
relationship.

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9 When We Drink

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!

When We Drink

When We Drink

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10 Funny Jokes

A Couple Before Marriage
‘MAD’ For Each Other …
After Marriage
‘MADE’ For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
‘MAD’ Because Of Each Other…

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Funny Jokes

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