Husband Jokes – Best Husband Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Last Nig8 I Saw A Dream
That U Were Buying Jewelry 4 Mee
HusbNd: Yes I Saw Ur Dad Payingg The Bill.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: you will never succeed in making that dog obeys you! Wife: Well, it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

A Successful Marriage Ix Based
On Give & Take:

Whr HusbaNd Givex Money
Giftx, Dressex N Wife Takex It

&

Where Wife Givex Advicex
Lecturex
Tensionx & HusbNd Takes It.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Women wish 2 be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or graceful, or intelligent,
But because they’re themselves.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart….
People will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people??

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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