Husband Jokes – A couple Was having Dinner at a Fancy Restaurant Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served…
the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat.

Wife: Honey.. you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart… here the chef knows how to cook.

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant

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2 Husband and Wife

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge? Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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3 I found Aladin’s lamp today

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

I found Aladin’s lamp today

I found Aladin’s lamp today

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4 Water In The Carburetor

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has .”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the pool.”

Water In The Carburetor

Water In The Carburetor

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5 Husband and Wife

Phone baja
Husband: Agar phone mere liye ho
to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.

Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..
Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..!!

Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha samajh me aa gya ho to!!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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6 Surrender Time – Marriage

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Surrender Time - Marriage

Surrender Time – Marriage

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7 Full Form Of Wife

W – Worries
I – Invited
F – For
E – Ever.

Another One

W – Wonderful
I – Instrument
F – For
E – Enjoyment

Full Form Of Wife

Full Form Of Wife

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8 Husband and Wife

Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
.
.
.
Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
.
Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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9 Husband and Wife

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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10 Husband and Wife

wife: aaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani pani…….
our din hai sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny. ……..

Husband :
But few hai money money money money money money money. ……….
Tu sui jaa chhani mani chhani mani chhani mani chhani mani……..

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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