Husband Jokes – Difference between Husband Wife’s chat on FB & Whatsapp Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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2 Husband and Wife

Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: and where are u going?
Wife: I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing,
Wife: and where do u think your going?
Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife: and wot about the kids?
Husband: well if u moving to ur mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother =)) =D =))

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

3 Why

Wife – Why did you break the glass?

Husband – I did not break the glass.

Wife – When I threw the glass why did you move your head!!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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4 Difference between Husband Wife’s chat on FB & Whatsapp

Difference between Husband Wife’s chat on FB & Whatsapp..

On “WhatsApp”:
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Wife: ghar kab aa rahe ho…

Husband: pata nahi dimag mat khao..

On “FB wall”:
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Wife: Dear when will u be back..you are the best Husband in the world. Aww i miss you so much. Come back soon…

Husband: Thanks for being there always.. So lucky to have a wonderful Wife like you…

Difference between Husband Wife's chat on FB & Whatsapp

Difference between Husband Wife’s chat on FB & Whatsapp

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5 Husband and Wife

Husband- Sunti ho, meri maa aayi hai..

Wife- Ye bhi na jab dekho yahin aa jaati hai… Ab kya kaam hai?

Husband- Are 2kg pyaaj bhi layi hai..

Wife- Aap bhi na… pehle nahi bolna tha maa aayi hain… Kabhi kabhi to pyaar aur ashirwaad naseeb hota hai badon ka. 😛

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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6 Roti Nahi Paka Saktin

Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.

Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy. 🙂

Roti Nahi Paka Saktin

Roti Nahi Paka Saktin

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7 Electricity Scenario

ELECTRICITY SCENARIO
A couple were having sex.. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light aa gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun!!

Wife: Haan… Main Bhi pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!
Yeh kaam toh baad mein bhi ho jayega.

Electricity Scenario

Electricity Scenario

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8 Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon

Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon after a week.

Husband : How did you enjoy the whole week?

Wife : The whole week has made my hole weak.

Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon

Wife and Husband returned from honeymoon

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9 Wedding Anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our Anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

Wedding Anniversary

Wedding Anniversary

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10 Saare cooking show dekhti ho

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho
fir bhi thik se khana banana nahi aata..???

Wife: Tum bhi to blue film dekhte rehte ho
maine kabhi kuch kaha..???

Saare cooking show dekhti ho

Saare cooking show dekhti ho

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