Husband Jokes – English Husband Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Height of misunderstanding:
A man marrying his own secretary thinking that
she will still follow his orders as before!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Man: i want a divorce.
My wife has not spoken me in six months..
Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to get!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Daughter: Mom, what is marriage?

Mom: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thiUnka chota bacha bi waha betha tha.Husband=tu sali kutti.
.
Wife=tu sala kutta.
.
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or mai sala puppy:-

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

At the party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ” The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

What is a wedding tragedy?
To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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