Husband Jokes – Great News Husband and Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife – Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge….
Husband – Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ……..!!!

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2 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi

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3 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi

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4 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife:Suno Ji, Doctor Ne Muje Ek Mahina aaram ke liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jane Ko Kha Hai
Hum Kaha Jayenge?
Husband: Dusre Doctor Ke Paas.

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5 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife- Aaj main towel mein
thi aur room mein chachaji
aa gaye…
Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya
Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke
GHUNGHAT bana liya.
Kuch SANSKAR toh
mujhme bhi hain.

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6 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife:Suno Ji, Doctor Ne Muje Ek Mahina aaram ke liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jane Ko Kha Hai
Hum Kaha Jayenge?
Husband: Dusre Doctor Ke Paas.

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7 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife – Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge….
Husband – Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ……..!!!

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8 What Do You Like Most

What Do You Like Most

What Do You Like Most

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour.

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9 Before Marriage and After Marriage

Before Marriage and After Marriage

Before Marriage and After Marriage

Before Marriage – “U Are Adorable.”
After Marriage – “U Are A Door Bell.”

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10 Great News

Great News

Great News

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”

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