Husband Jokes – Husband invited friend for Dinner Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband invited friend for Dinner

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner tonight

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook a meal for sure

Husband: I know all that darling.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married

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2 Wife and Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Difference between Friend N Wife U can tell ur Friend You r my Best Friend,But Do u have courage tell to your Wife U r my Best Wife…….

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3 If I Dismiss The Cook

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.

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4 Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

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5 Wife and Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife : I am not talking to you.
Husband : Okay.
Wife : Don’t you want to know the reason.
Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision!

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6 I Look At Your Picture And The Problem Disappears

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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7 Wife and Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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8 Wife and Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

If wife wants 2 get husband’s attention just look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants 2 get wife’s attention jst look comfortable & happy.

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9 Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife : “Naari” Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

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10 Wife and Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: what vl U give 2 me if i’l climb Mount Evrest successfuly?

Husband:A Gentle Push!

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