Husband Jokes – Husband Missing His Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Wife: Tum kitne mote ho gaye ho

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: Tum kitne mote ho gaye ho.
Husband: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Wife: Par main toh maa banne wali hun.
Husband: Toh main bhi toh baap banne wala hun..

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2 Newly Married Couple On Suhagraat

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!

Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi…!

Wife Rocks !!!
Husband Shocks !

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3 Husband Was Seriously ilI

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Doctor to wife:-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood, Don’t discuss you problems,No TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 year & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband:- What did the doctor say?
Wife:- No chance for you to survive

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4 Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?

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5 3 Movie Tickets

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For you and Two for your parents.

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6 Kaisa Laga Tha

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife – Shaadi ki raat aap ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa laga?
Husband – Main to mar hi jaata agar mujhe hanumaan chalisa yaad na hota!

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7 Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband asks:- Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means…Without Information, Fighting every time!
WIFE says:- No darling, it means:- With Idiot for Ever

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8 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: Jaan, Kya main tumhare sapno mein aati hoon?

Husband: Bilkul Nahin

Wife: Kyun?

Husband: Main hanuman chaalisa padhkar sota hoon!!

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9 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife wanted to go to her maika.
Husband booked her tickets via Malaysian airlines
One time investment

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10 Husband Missing His Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from his wife

Wife: “hi, what are you doing?”

His honest reply,
“Missing You!”

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