Husband Jokes – HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Funny Breaking news

Breaking news:
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband!!!

Funny Breaking news

Funny Breaking news

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife : Subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala?

Husband : Tere Baap ne kaha tha “Meri Beti PHOOL ki
tarah hai ise Murjhane mat dena”…

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Wife: Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do

Wife: Chota mota hi sahi,
par gold ka kuch la do..

Husband Ye le Choti gold flake.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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4 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife: Kaun thi wo??
Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,
abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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5 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband- i love you.
Wife- babaji ka thullu
Husband- i will die 4u
Wife- babaji ka thullu
Husband- i cant live without u.
Wife- babaji ka thullu
Husband- i can do anything 4u.
Wife- babaji ka thullu
Husband- i will give u diamond ring.
Wife- really.
Husband- babaji ka thullu

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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6 Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi to

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi to tum kya karogi?

Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye mayke chali jaungi..
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..

Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai.. ye le 10 aur nikal.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 Husband and Wife Jokes

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living.

You’re Great.

SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao..
DARO MAT..
KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! !

Husband: Thank you.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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8 Husband: Another new dress?

Loved this one

Husband: Another new dress?
Where do you think Im going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That’s your business,
I didn’t marry you to give you financial consultation.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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9 Doctor’s First Night

A doctor on his first night of marriage goes closer to his wife, holds her and starts shaking her hard.

The wife puzzled asks him, “What’s wrong with you, have you gone crazy or what”

The husband replies “i am a doctor and i always follow the instructions “Shake well before use”.

Doctor's First Night

Doctor’s First Night

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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