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1 Husband and Wife Jokes

WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?

Wife: Haan….. Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?

Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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4 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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5 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife drinking WHISKEY n asked “Tum kaun ho?”

Hsband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?

Wife:-Nasha hr gum bhula deta h “Bhaisaab”.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife lukz in the miror & says 2 her husband:
I Luk HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY!

Say sumthing nice 2 me sweetheart!

Husband:UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 Husband and Wife Jokes

If wife wants 2 get husband’s attention just look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants 2 get wife’s attention jst look comfortable & happy.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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8 Wife cam home wid a Goat

Wife cam home wid a Goat.
Husband asked:
Is bhains ko ghar kyun laii ho??
wife? dikhta nahi hia ?? bakrii hai yeh..
Husband: Bakrii sy he puch raha hon…:D

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband (romanticaly): Baby wanna say u something.
Wife: It’s not good to talk while eating.
(After eating)
Wife: Now tell.
Husband: Baby there was a cockroach in your food.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad paying the bill !!!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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