Husband Jokes – Husband vs Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more
1 Husband and Wife Jokes
WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE
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2 Husband and Wife Jokes
Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
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Husband is qismat phooti.
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3 Husband and Wife Jokes
Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?
Wife: Haan….. Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?
Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain.
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4 Husband and Wife Jokes
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
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5 Husband and Wife Jokes
Wife drinking WHISKEY n asked “Tum kaun ho?”
Hsband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
Wife:-Nasha hr gum bhula deta h “Bhaisaab”.
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6 Husband and Wife Jokes
Wife lukz in the miror & says 2 her husband:
I Luk HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY!
Say sumthing nice 2 me sweetheart!
Husband:UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!!
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7 Husband and Wife Jokes
If wife wants 2 get husband’s attention just look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants 2 get wife’s attention jst look comfortable & happy.
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8 Wife cam home wid a Goat
Wife cam home wid a Goat.
Husband asked:
Is bhains ko ghar kyun laii ho??
wife? dikhta nahi hia ?? bakrii hai yeh..
Husband: Bakrii sy he puch raha hon…:D
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9 Husband and Wife Jokes
Husband (romanticaly): Baby wanna say u something.
Wife: It’s not good to talk while eating.
(After eating)
Wife: Now tell.
Husband: Baby there was a cockroach in your food.
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10 Husband and Wife Jokes
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad paying the bill !!!