Husband Jokes – Husband Wife Jokes in English, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Question: What Iss The Most Effective
Way 2 Remember Ur Wife’s Birthday?

Ans. Just Forget It Once
Nd U Will Never Forg8 It Agaain.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Through the shifting sands of time. Your memories have always filled me. With delight and have become a special. Part of my life.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti,

Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

HusbNd: Main Tmhari Rooz Rooz Ki Farmaishoon
Say Tanag Aa Gaya Houn
ix Liye Khud Khushi Karne Jaa Raha Hoon

Wife: Acha Aik White Saari To Dila Dain Iddat Kay Dino Main Kya Pehnungi.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Question: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Couple had a fight..
Next morning Husband offed a glass of milk to his wife..

Wife- Ru sorry for fighting with me?

Husband- No, today is Nagpanchami…
Le nagin pi le.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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