Husband Jokes – Husband And Wife Quotes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

I Feel S0mething In My Heart
Its Like A Little Flame
Every Time I See U
This Flame Lights Up
This Flame Is Special F0r U
Because I L0VE U.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind….
Ha ha ha

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?

Husband: Khuda ki kasam main mar jata agar Ayat-ul-Kursi yad na hoti..!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

My Love For You Grows And Grows With Each Passing Year. Happy Birthday To The Love Of My Life. Happy Birthday My Dear Husband!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Ghare 00r Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay
Eik Bigarti Hay T0 Bund H0jati
Hay 00r D00sri Bigarti Hay
T0 Chaal00 H0jati Hay.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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