Husband Jokes – Husband and Wife Relationship Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife Jokes

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

Love-easy to say,
difficult to stay,
Beautiful to feel,
Difficult to deal,
difficulty is part of life &
that is why girlfrnd is never a WIFE.

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Kissing The Wife Before Going To Work

Wife (to Husband):
Our neighbor always Kisses His Wife, before going to work… Why don’t you?

Husband: How Can I ? I don’t even know Her?

Kissing The Wife Before Going To Work

Kissing The Wife Before Going To Work

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4 First – Marriage Jokes

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?

The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

First - Marriage Jokes

First – Marriage Jokes

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5 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ?? Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But, what happened then?
.

Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 RTI by Sant

RTI by Santa: legal age for Man to get married is 21 yrs, legal age to start drinking is 25 yrs…

how to survive first 4 yrs of marriage?

RTI by Sant

RTI by Sant

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8 Husband and Wife Jokes

How to find the perfect woman in two steps.

1. Marry one!

2. All other women will automatically look perfect!

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today?

Husband: First do something, we will name it later

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Husband and Wife Jokes

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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