Husband Jokes – Husband And Wife Relationship, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Husaband: If I Die Will U Marri Again?
Wife: No, I Will Live With My Sister,
Wife: If I Die Will U Marry Again?
Husban : Nope I Also Will Live With Your Sister…

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

What’s the difference between a Wife and a terrorist??

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

There are two theories on arguing with a girl (Wife)!

If the girl is right,
Be fair to her & keep quiet.

If the girl is wrong,
Be fair to yourself & keep quiet.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That you were sending me
jewelery and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Every man needs a woman
when his life is a mess.
Because just like a game of chess,
the QUEEN protects the KING.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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