Husband Jokes – Husband Wife Romantic messages, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

A man bought a car on loan. He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage too!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her, “Where’s the car?”
She replied,. In the lake.”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart &
wife’s tears hit your pocket.,

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?
Hsbnd:Nhe

Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay?
Hsbnd:Mushkil Hy

Wif: Aur Aftari Kro gy?
Hsbnd: Zahir ha
Kia bilkul he kafir smja hua he!:-/

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: What will you give me

if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push…!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Tum kitne mote ho gaye ho.
Husband: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Wife: Par main toh maa banne wali hun.
Husband: Toh main bhi toh baap banne wala hun.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Number 9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which….

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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