Husband Jokes – Husband Wife SMS Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR Love.

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Be a girl with a mind
be a woman with an attitude
and a lady with class.

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !! 😀

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

MAN TO HIS FRIEND
“My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Harya: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Narya: By the time she gets ready no other place is open!

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Life long Truth:
Before marriage.. we think..
We want something like WIFE.
&
After Marriage..
We think..
We want something different from WIFE.
That’s the Tragedy of LIFE!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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