Husband Jokes – Husband and Wife SMS Messages, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

The greatest gift a parents can give their children is to love each other.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

My Friend Asked What It Is Like To Be Married,
So I Deleted All The Music On His Mobile Except 1 Song..

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means – With Idiot for Ever

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

beautiful lines:

“When a husband & wife look at..

each other wid love..

ALLAH Look at them wid mercy..!! “

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

1 admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,

Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

I m feeling so happy, Do u know why? cause i m so lucky, Do u know how? cuz God loves me. Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its You my love

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife says: I clean the toilet…

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your Toothbrush…..

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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