Husband Jokes – Husband and Wife, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

When a man opens the
door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

life can give us a hundred
reasons to cry but U can
give life a thousand reasons to smile!
Keep Smiling!……!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Friend: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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