Husband Jokes – Husband and Wife on Whatsapp Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

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2 Husband- Darling! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe?

Husband- Darling! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Wife- Idhar udhar Q likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho..!!

Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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3 Phone ki ring baji. Husband

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that…
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

Phone ki ring baji. Husband

Phone ki ring baji. Husband

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4 Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp

Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp

Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu.

Husband: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
Wife: my sweetu Sweetheart.

Husband: ufffff… Call Me Honey..
Wife: Mera hannu darling.

Husband : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
Wife: Oho ok ok Abhi karti hoon!

Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp

Funny conversation of Husband and Wife on Whatsapp

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5 Husband: Kaisi ho Jaanu

This is killer :

Husband: Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah?
Husband: Silent.. (thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

Husband: Kaisi ho Jaanu

Husband: Kaisi ho Jaanu

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6 Phone ki ring baji. Husband

Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that…
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

Phone ki ring baji. Husband

Phone ki ring baji. Husband

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7 Chashma Ki Zaroorat

Wife :- Kyun ji main jab aap ke paas aati hoon to aap chashama pehen lete hain.
Husband :- Doctor ne kaha hai jab sir dard kare to chashama pehen lena.

Chashma Ki Zaroorat

Chashma Ki Zaroorat

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8 wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam ma

wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien

Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha

Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi

wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam ma

wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam ma

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9 Husband and Wife

Husband Wife Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
Husband Ne Wife Ko Darane Ke Liye Car Ko Tez Speed Se Chalaya Aur Puchha.
Husband: “Dekhi Meri Speed?”
Achanak Car Band Ho Gayi.
Wife Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
Hasband: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi“

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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10 Young Wife

Morris goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my young wife has turned into a real bad woman.

Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy, Doc! What do you think I should do?”

“Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?”

Young Wife

Young Wife

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