Husband Jokes – A Husbands Version Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: I lost my keys again.
Husband: It’s in your Jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Why are the defective c_ndoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What. . .?? Where. . .??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying I will kill you if u dont stop calling our children – defective C_ndoms.?? 😀

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Husband and Wife Jokes

‘wife; I’m going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok…
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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4 Look At That Guy Drinking And Dancing

Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!

Husband: Who’s he?

Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him

Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating..:p

Look At That Guy Drinking And Dancing

Look At That Guy Drinking And Dancing

5 Husband and Wife Jokes

A husbands version:

My wife is like “Terms & conditions” of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 Had Your Lunch?

Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch!

Husband Trolled by wife

Had Your Lunch

Had Your Lunch

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8 4 Dangerous Weapons In The World

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks

And the most dangerous,

4. Wife’s Missed Call.!

Dangerous Weapons In The World

Dangerous Weapons In The World

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”

Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”

Wife : “Those they gave away.”

Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”

Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”

Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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10 Husband Missing His Wife

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from his wife

Wife: “hi, what are you doing?”

His honest reply,
“Missing You!”

Husband Missing His Wife

Husband Missing His Wife

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