Husband Jokes – Kissing ur Wife in ur Home Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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2 Husband and Wife

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife – Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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4 Husband and Wife

Husband : Aaj bahar khana khaen gy.

Wife : Q mery khany se bore ho gaye??

Husband : Nahi! Aaj bartan dhony ka mood nahi hai..:-)

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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5 Husband and Wife

Wife: Why can’t my mother move in with us?
Husband: Because the Bible says I can’t!
Wife: Show me where it says that!
Husband: Right here, see. No man can serve two masters!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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6 Husband and Wife

Judge : Why do u want divorce?

Husband : Main apni Biwi se khush nai hon

Judge to wife : Is it correct?

Wife : Sara mohalla khush hai,bas isi kanjar ko taklif hai.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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7 Husband ne PAAN kharid ker wife ko

Husband ne PAAN kharid ker wife ko

khane k liye dia..

Wife : Aap ne apne liye q nhi liya?

Husband : Me is k bagher bhi

chup reh sakta hun…:-)

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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8 Kissing ur wife in ur home….

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

Kissing ur wife in ur home

Kissing ur wife in ur home

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9 Husband and Wife

Wife(looking at stars)
Batao wo kon si Cheez hai jo Aap Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nhi sakte?
Husbnd-Main nahi bataunga…
Wife-Bolo na plz….
Husbnd -Tera Mooh…

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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10 HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING HUSBAND

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta…!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY….!!!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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