Husband Jokes – Latest Husband Messages, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

After A Quarreel
A Wife Said 2 Her HusbaNd
U Know
I Was A Foool When I Married U

The HusbNd Replied
Yes Dear
Bu8 I Was In Love Nd Didn’t Notice.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife:Kal Raat Tm Neend Main Mujhe Gaaliya De Rahe The
HusbNd:Tmhay Galaat Fehmi Huwi Hai.
Wife: KaIxi Galat Fehmi? HusbNd: Yeahi K Mein Soya Huwa Tha.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy.
They Want ALL Things From One Man.
WhiLe Men Are So SimpLe That They Want OnLy One Thing From ALL Women..!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Man outside phone booth: Hello, Excuse me….
You are holding the phone since 20 mins and haven’t spoken a word….

Man inside: I’m talking to my wife….

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

After a marriage, husband & wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other, but still they stay together.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: I will die Husband: I will also die Wife: Why will you die Husband: Because main itni khushi Bardasht nahin kar sakta

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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