Husband Jokes – Latest Husband & Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Your Wife Or Your Dog

Question asked from a husband:
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Husband Replied:
The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Your Wife Or Your Dog

Your Wife Or Your Dog

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

This is killer.!

Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.
Wife: Why are you early?
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Don’t try to change the topic.!:p=))

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Making Love

BANTA SINGH TO HIS WIFE IN BED – THODA UPAR, AB LEFT, ITNA NAHI THODA RIGHT HOKE PICHE, ABHI THODA AAGE.

WIFE- ARE YOU MAKING LOVE TO ME OR PARKING ME LIKE A CAR.

Making Love

Making Love

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4 Husband and Patni Jokes

Husband:agar meri lotery nikal aaye to tu kya karegi…

Patni:mai aadhe paise leke tujse chhod cungi….

Husband:Meri 100 rs ki lotery nikli hai…..

Husband and Patni Jokes

Husband and Patni Jokes

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5 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: where will you take me on our 10th wedding anniversary?
Husband: we will go to African jungles…
Wife: great !!! and what about 25th anniversary?
Husband: i will bring you back.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife – window is not opening .. What shall I do ?
Hubby – Put some hot water n wait for while. It will open …

Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby – ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..

(After a while hubby calls back to check) … Did u do as I told u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?

Wife – I don’t kno about the trick or magic but NOW entire laptop is not starting X_X =))

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

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8 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Marriage is a
Workshop…
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops…

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

A lady buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls
“HI DARLING”.
He says “call u later dear.The devil Is in kitchen ..

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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