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1 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot and wife becomes dayan. ??they both meet after sometime.
Wife: kitne changed lag rahe ho bhoot bankar.
Husband: pagli, tu bilkul nahi badli

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

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3 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !

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4 Husband and Wife Jokes

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or
my sexy body?..
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: your
sense of humor.

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5 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud
mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold
jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive.

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

1 tarika hai Saare Girls ko SISTER banane ka
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hui.
Circuit :- Bhai ab to muhale ke saare ladke isko
line marenge.
Munna :- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam
DIDI rakhenge.

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7 Husband and Wife Jokes

Mechanical Engineer’s wife Delivered a baby..

Wife Sends SMS to Husband :
“Your New Vehicle is Launched.”

Husband SMS’s back :
“With Gear or Without Gear?”

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8 Husband and Wife Jokes

Boyfriend: Is it in?
Girlfriend: yess
Boyfriend: Does it hurt?
Girlfriend: yes, Its hurt a lot
Boyfriend: Well what do yuh want me to do about it?
Girlfriend: Well I like the feeling, but it hurts.
Boyfriend: I will get another shoe size then…
l0l dirty mind? Write a comment.

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects inside the T-Shirt are
larger than they appear from outside.

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10 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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