Husband Jokes – Letter To My Husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you,
otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart,
thats why they escaped from you.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

A husband was teaching english to his wife,
Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!
Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Top Replies by Teachers if they don`t know the answers:
1) I think the question is wrong.
2) I`ll tell you tomorrow.
3) Don`t ask such foolish….

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Aap ki birthday k liye itna mehnga suit khareeda hai k bas.

Hsbnd: buhot buhot Shukriya.
Acha dikhao to sahi?

Wife: Main abhi pehan k aati hun.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife bought a new transparent Bra,
wore in front of her husband.
Husband: is men tum bohat sexy Lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai!
Sales man bhi yehi Keh raha tha

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
and…

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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