Husband Jokes – I Love My Husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Funny women saying…
A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
But a wise man tell her that,
her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty….
But can you still give me a good compliment ??
Husband replied,
Yes….Your eyesight is still excellent.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping..
Husbnd: I had lunch.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

‘A Psychology Survey Report:

When two couples come Face to Face..

The wives look at each other’s Dresses&

The husbands look at each other’s wives.xD xP,…’

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! My husband treats me like God …

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate:
When ‘Wine & Women’ get replaced by ‘Water & Wife’,
That Critical Phase of Life is called Recession!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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