Husband Jokes – Love SMS for Husband in English, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

A couple see’s a hot girl.

Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes!

Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural….

Wife:Earrings and Natural?
Husband: Silent.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

without u my life is black not white
without u the world has no light
without u I cannot go left or right
without u i lose my sight
thank u my glasses

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

A woman wants a man
who protect her like a daugher,
love her like a wife and
respect her like his mother.

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife (to Husband):
Our neighbor always Kisses His Wife, before going to work… Why don’t you?

Husband: How Can I ? I don’t even know Her?

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Boss hangs a poster in Office
“I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET”
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
“Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home.”

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Here goes a small message for you. Rather a small quotation about some people who lie, so here it goes, if you enjoy it then do send it your friends.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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