Husband Jokes – Love SMS For Husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

HusbNd:U Will Never Suxxeed
In Making That Dog Obey U!
Wife:Nonsenxe It’s Only A Matter Of Patienxe
I Had A Lot Of Trouble With U At 1st.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Having a place to live is home.
Having someone to live with is family.
Having both is a wonderful life.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

1 message recieved LOVE U! 1 more message recieved MISS U! 1 more message recieved CARE 4U! 1 last message recieved From ur friend!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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