Husband Jokes – Love SMS For Wife, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: What???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 4u and your parents.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife : Kal raat tum mujhey neend mein galian kyn de rahey thai?
Husband : tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.
Wife : kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband : yehi ki mein neend mein tha.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Couple sitting together.
Wife: I will make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I will miss you..!! ;-).

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Punjabi wife: Tussi mere naal pyar nai krdy

Husband: ne 17 Bachon ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola
Te A Fer Ma NET To Dwnlod Keety Ny.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Why Love Marriages Are Better Than Arranged Marriages?
Because Known DEVILS Are Better Than Unknown DEVILS…

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied,
“Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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