Husband Jokes – My Loving Husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Jaanu, Kaash Aap Message Hote, Main Aapko Save Karti Aur Jab Dil Chahta Ta Padh Leti.
Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakhiyo, Apni Kisi Saheli Ko Forward Na Kariyo!!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

3 glances=1 smile,
3 smile=1 meeting,
3 meetings=1 kiss,
3 kisses=1 proposal,
3 proposals=1 marriage,
and that
1 marriage = 3000000000000000000 problems…

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

Have you heard of the man who never worried about his marriage, until he moved from Delhi to Bombay and discovered that he still had the same milkman?

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte…

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Jab tum Chars pety ho to mujhe “Paro” kehty ho.
Jab VISKY pety ho to “Darling” kehty ho.
Aaj kya pee kr aaye ho?

Husband: Aaj me hosh me hon “Marasane”

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: If I die, will you marry again?
Wife: No, I will stay with my sister.

Wife: and if I die, will you marry again???
Husband: No, I will also adjust with your sister.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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