Husband Jokes – Quotes About Husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband:
I look horrible, fat, ugly
Plz say something nice about me

Husband: Your eyesight is perfect

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
And suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window
hurts himself, and then realizes:
Damn, I am the husband.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women” 😛

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon
toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?

Husband: Taki kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe
ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

A pretty face will always grow old.
A nice body will always change with age.
However…
A good woman will always be a good woman

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money than His Wife Can Spent.. &
A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man….

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you Id die. Happy Birthday My Dear Husband!

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

Man: Is there any medicine for long life? Doctor: get married Man: will it help? Doctor: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

I havE a Heart and That is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
CAuse I have n0 heart and you have two.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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