Husband Jokes – Romantic SMS for husband, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husbd:A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husbd: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husbd: Wait a sec!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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2 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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3 Husband and Wife SMS

In this world everybody makes mistakes…
But
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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4 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Yesterday-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewelery Nd Clothex
HusbaNd: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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5 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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6 Husband and Wife SMS

1st they enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, Edit your mind,
Download their problems,
Delete your smile and hang you 4 ever!

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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7 Husband and Wife SMS

You are my sweet sona I dont want to you khona plz give me your heart ka kona Otherwise I will start rona dhona

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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8 Husband and Wife SMS

Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can’t drive it.

Husband and Wife SMS

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9 Husband and Wife SMS

A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said:
“How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”
.
When you feel embarrassed about something, a diplomatic answer is always helpful

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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10 Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.

Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

Husband and Wife SMS

Husband and Wife SMS

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