Husband Jokes – How is the situation Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

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2 How is the situation

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

How is the situation

How is the situation

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3 Bada Faayda

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

Bada Faayda

Bada Faayda

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4 A Very Beautiful Girl

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!

A Very Beautiful Girl

A Very Beautiful Girl

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5 Husband and Wife

Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari
Ho Gayi Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe
Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta..
Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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6 Husband and Wife

Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day.
Husband came up with killer reply – Dimag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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7 Paise Kithe Rakha

Wife – Main jithe v paise rakhdi ha, aa munda saare chuk lainda e. Hun daso main paise kithe rakha?
Husband – Kanjar di kitaab ch rakhde jama ni hath launda.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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8 Na kajre ki dhar, na motiyo ki haar, na koi kiya singar, fir bi itni sundr ho

Husband to wife,
na kajre ki dhar,
na motiyo ki haar,
na koi kiya singar,
fir bi itni sundr ho..

Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo
make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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9 Wife: Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho?

Wife: Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho??
Husband: Bahen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?
Husb: Teri haiā€¦ isiliye.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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10 Husband and Wife

Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day.
Husband came up with killer reply – Dimag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai!

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

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