Husband Jokes – Top 10 Husband and Wife Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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2 Husband and Wife Jokes

Huband was teaching english to his wife.
wife in afternoon-chalo DINNER le lo..

Husband-Dobi is LUNCH kehte hai..
Wife – Doba ye Dusre din ki raat ka khana hain…

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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3 Wife With Husband’s Boss

Lady in a theatre with husband’s Boss.
(Mobile Rings)

Lady: “Yes, OK, Fine, Luv u, Bye”

Lady Turns 2 boss,
Laughs & Says: Bloody cheater,
Says he’s In Meeting With You..!!

Wife With Husband’s Boss

Wife With Husband’s Boss

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4 Husband and Wife Jokes

WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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5 Husband and Boy Jokes

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Husband and Boy Jokes

Husband and Boy Jokes

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6 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife drinking WHISKEY n asked “Tum kaun ho?”

Hsband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?

Wife:-Nasha hr gum bhula deta h “Bhaisaab”.

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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7 Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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8 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife lukz in the miror & says 2 her husband:
I Luk HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY!

Say sumthing nice 2 me sweetheart!

Husband:UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!!

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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9 Husband and Wife Jokes

Wife cam home wid a Goat.
Husband asked:
Is bhains ko ghar kyun laii ho??
wife? dikhta nahi hia ?? bakrii hai yeh..
Husband: Bakrii sy he puch raha hon…:D

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes

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10 Sardar and Wife Jokes

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay…

Sardar and Wife Jokes

Sardar and Wife Jokes

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