Husband Jokes – Wife’s Demands From Husband Jokes, SMS, Quotes, Pics and more

1 I Saw A Dream

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream, that u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I also saw your was dad paying the bill !!

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2 Both Are Like Liver And Kidney.

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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3 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: I lost my keys again.
Husband: It’s in your Jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this!

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4 Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,
baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi

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5 Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: I lost my keys again.
Husband: It’s in your Jeans.
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this!

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6 3 Movie Tickets

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

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7 Wife Is Dangerous

Wife Is Dangerous

Wife Is Dangerous

Love Is Life
Life Is Wife
Wife Is Knife
And
Knife Is Dangerous

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8 Your Wife Or Your Dog

Your Wife Or Your Dog

Your Wife Or Your Dog

Question asked from a husband:
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

Husband Replied:
The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

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9 Our son got his brain from me

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

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10 Wife’s Demands From Husband

Husband and Wife

Husband and Wife

Wife: Where are you?

Husband: I’m at “Bank”

Wife: Wow that’s good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics

Husband: Sorry!

Wife: What!!!????

Husband: I mean, I am at Blood bank!

“KHOON Peeyegi KHOON ?”

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