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1 How did your music exam go

MUM: How did your music exam go?

SON: The music teacher said my playing was out of this world.

MUM: Really?

SON: Well she said it was unearthly.

How did your music exam go

How did your music exam go

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2 Teacher and Shamu

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!

Teacher and Shamu

Teacher and Shamu

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3 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A. They had a class trip!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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4 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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5 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
(Because it already had a million degrees!)

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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6 Funny and Kids Jokes

Why couldn’t the car play football?
Because he only had one boot.

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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7 Funny and Kids Jokes

What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
Answer: A BUNNY HOP

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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8 Computer and Doctor Jokes

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!

Computer and Doctor Jokes

Computer and Doctor Jokes

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9 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q: Why don’t cars play football?
A: Because they only have one boot

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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10 Funny and Kids Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Funny and Kids Jokes

Funny and Kids Jokes

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